18 thoughts on “The Asylum: what’s to come soon

    1. Unfuck U

      Hey digressing Saxon!
      The troubles aren’t really over yet but I decided not to worry that much anymore.
      Should I win the legal dispute – wonderful!
      If not I won’t have to cope with financial losses due to this dispute since all costs are covered by my insurance.
      I won’t be giving up though and will fight those bastards as good as I can.
      Surely I should keep in mind that they’ll read those lines (up yours!) but that shouldn’t mean that I cannot continue with this blog.

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  1. Cederq

    Hey! This is the Berserk-er Teutonic Pagan I have come to know and love… I second Phil’s admonishment!

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  2. Phil

    Alrighty then!
    It needs to be resized if possible, it was so huge it took up my whole screen and I had to keep scrolling up and down to see what was going on BUT VERY COOL!
    That looks like a nice functional kitchen knife.
    Nice shape, nice metallurgy and the blade looks even. Nice touch with the shell casing btw. LOL!
    Yes sir, looks to me like you should be able to dive right in!

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    1. Unfuck U

      Thanks!
      Unfortunately my classic editor on WordPress is acting up again thus I couldn’t even post that video in the right size as a new posting.
      I’m in touch with the happiness engineers (lol) though.

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  3. Johno

    Hey Unfuck, regarding your old bosses and their lawyer, couldn’t they be of some use as carbon to mix with the iron in your crucible? The gold from their teeth may go some way to paying for the gas used up in converting them into said carbon.

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      1. Johno

        Hey Unfuck, if Cederq wanted a blade to suit the image presented by the gaybar on the front of his Chevy, would you build him one? I’m thinking a light, polished spadroon, maybe with mother-of-pearl inlay on the grip, and diamanté highlights in the scabbard, with sequins on the hanger, set off by a shiny 10mm socket. Or, should it just be thrust diagonally inside his sash of the day? Yes, the last may work best, I think. The whole can present as a Zero for the ladies, rather than a Zorro. Deathray would just want a machete, that is, a machete with a very long blade, he being not so nimble out-stepping rattlers like he was when younger. Perhaps you can hide a snake’s rattle in the sheath? That way, he will always on guard, his age-dulled senses on high alert at all times. I don’t think Phil would need much more than a fancy Swiss Army knife.

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      2. Cederq

        You sure like your edged weapons Johno, that is understandable considering ya’ll can’t have any make boom weapons… I am sure the Aussie .gov won’t be too far behind your sovereign rulers in merrye old england banning even kitchen knives and such so you won’t cut someone. I just hope some and enough of you redneck Aussie buried your weapons and will be retrieving them when the spicy time really kicks off and you really need to kill a commie.

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  4. Johno

    Cederq, that time has already arrived, in both the northern and southern hemispheres, just that most people are still too blind to see what will soon slap them in their dopey face. I hope that you skittle plenty of Commies with your bar; doesn’t need reloading, nor does it jam, and the kinetic energy outdoes any firearm. The .gov.au don’t worry me, I’m used to intimidation. While they waste energy on me, they leave others less well watched.

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  5. Johno

    Hey Unfuck, for those with poor vision (me), will you explain the elements that make up your illustration above? Also, who conceived it, who the artist is?

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    1. Unfuck U

      It looks like the inside of a forge of a pretty strong dwarf who is working at the anvil.
      The hot coal bed to his right seems a bit odd for there’s also a sword sticking into its embers and it looks like the blade is halfway molten.
      So the unknown artist obviously made a well educated guess but even more obviously cannot tell shit from shine when it comes to smithing.
      The Sternschmiede logo is superimposed over this drawing.
      That logo is my creation and I’m damn proud of it 🙂

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      1. Johno

        Okay Herr Doktor, I thought maybe that you’d raided the drugs cabinet before doing the artwork yourself! I agree, your logo is impressive. It could be improved only a little if it showed a bulldog being pricked in the bum/arsch by a swordtip, just a suggestion. Do you have a dog yourself, Unfuck? No, I don’t mean that smelly hydatids carrier!

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